There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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