I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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