oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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