Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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