we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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