all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Send help, water and tortillas.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
