More tranny stories later!
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You dont lie about slip and slides
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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