so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
