I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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