maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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