Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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