Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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