She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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