So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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