hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
home. puking in laundry basket.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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