He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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