Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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