Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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