i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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