it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
