Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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