I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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