i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You pole danced in your parka.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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