Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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