I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Randomize
