After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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