also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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