I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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