Is it normal to miss your booty call?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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