Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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