We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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