He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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