My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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