OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
last night I used snow as a chaser
dude. I can hear the air.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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