Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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