Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
