All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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