Sry I called you an 8
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
