I want to make a zoo with you.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
