Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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