rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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