what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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