Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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