I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I got inside last night via doggy door
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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