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Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****

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Why are handjobs necessary in class?

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(208): View more from Idaho

its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they

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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.

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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead

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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally

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(443): View more from Maryland

Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?

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