Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
