literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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