I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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