Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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