you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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