Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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