I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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