did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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