the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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