I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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