i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Randomize
