I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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